A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:

I want to joke about this, but there’s nothing funny here… It’s all basically true in most schools and it’s going to kill us all.

More like this please: Mayo Clinic fires 700 workers, 1% of its workforce, who refused covid jab:

The Mayo Clinic says it has fired 700 workers who refused to receive a covid vaccination, 1% of its 70,000-strong payroll. The company says they can get their jobs back if they get vaxxed.

Officials say while it's sad to lose valuable employees, it's essential to keep patients, the workforce, visitors and communities safe.

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